djfunko:

luidilovins:

I will reblog this until you’re all sick of me

I will never grow sick of this

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

There are three basic categories of fic writer:

type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!

type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck

type three: horny

sorry, I forgot one

type four: canon COULD be so good if it wasn’t so straight/white/horny, so I fixed it while holding unblinking eye contact with the creator and mouthing ‘die’

kafukafuura1917:

trying to make a post so bad it gets detected as Malware

ladysansa:

ladysansa:

all of henry viii’s wives deserved better. their husband was a piece of shit and most of them have been made to look like whores or bitches when in reality most of them were in pressured into marry him and suffered abuse at the hands of a monster who was willing to murder and destroy the lives of women he supposedly loved simply to get what he wanted

nothing gives me more pleasure than the fact that the only thing henry viii is known for is the women in his life. his wives, his mother, mary, elizabeth. eat a dick, henry, the women in your life are what made you memorable.

alsuper2:

lezcatnoir:

luckyartisanllama:

georgiansuggestion:

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

dogiest-doge:

meeko-mar:

I’ve never actually seen what it looked like before Mt. Rushmore…it’s so saddening.

P r e a c h

alittlecheesy:

youjokebut:

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

Thank you for this

a-ve-atque-va-le:

when i think about andrew (which is. all the time) i get so deeply engrossed on the beauty that is his entire, tragic character and, y'know, all that, but then a voice in the back of my head just goes “1.52 m tall” (screw your weird and useless measurement units, america) and i just. cannot fucking believe

catsuggest:

aethelthryth-bby:

catsuggest:

good morninge immediotely

or else

or else what, cat?

hangoghlo:

the-iron-slay:

kirbyslegalguardian:

feministism:

Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

Consider: both are important and should be free

Consider: both are important and should be free